britt and i attempted to write him a kindhearted email in thanks, which resulted in the MOST UNPROFESSIONAL EMAIL EVER.
Subject: thanks. for nothing.
Hey brett,
thanks for making us look like complete assholes. i hope every douchenozzle in toronto reads this pile of garbage and buys our shitty valentines as a result.
unfortunately,
vicki and britt
ps- we're not as witty as you portrayed us. but thanks and we appreciate it.
pps- we hope you enjoy the chocolate we have enclosed.
ppps- not really. there's arsenic in there...
pppps- not not really... you cant enclose real objects with emails. i found this out the hard way.
IN OTHER NEWS, the fair was wonderful. thanks to all that stopped by and made faces at us from across the room.
