ham SAM widge

cus it's sam... get it?

A peak of TCAF goodies

Vicki's too busy a lady to have time to toot her own horn, so I've taken the liberties of photographing her new mini's and posting them here so you guys have some idea of the treat you are in for come TCAF.

i'm not dead either.

i've just been napping a lot...

TED BEAR!

waitin for a bus

click on my body for full awkwardness.

(that's what she said)

i am a real lady

pretend like you didnt see me not post weeklies for a month, ok?

cripplehands

so in the past week, i sliced my thumb open with an xacto knife, got several puncture wounds from shards of broken plate, and on top of it, last night a bipolar cat went nuts on my hand with it's teeth and claws. this cat's name is cat.

CLICK, you DICK

vicki's gonna be pretty poor soon

so i might as well take advantage of it...

click for full comic, dickhead.

britt is a con(wo)man

britt keeps making me watch terrible movies. last time, twilight. this time, new moon.

what a bitch.

next stop, hungertown

today, britt reminded me that it was my weekly comic day... yesterday.

SORRY GUYS!

as an apology, you get a BONUS!!

did you see britt in that ron popeil infomercial?!

life lessons

so after britt's AMAZING comic this week, i got to slack off on mine.

this is a lie, i am just a terrible person.

this is our pal roben, who can also be seen in "roben has a big cock", a minicomic that britt and i worked on together last fall. it was the worst experience ever. that is untrue. no it's not. yes it is.

it was a birthday gift for roben, and if you're super nice to us, maybe we will make one about you too. did i mention that roben is a SAINT!? i didnt? oh. good luck then.

COME VISIT US HERE THIS SATURDAY PLEASE.

we will embrace. unless you are creepy. then we wont embrace. just saying...

i mean, LOOKIT ALL THIS STUFF!!

this AND MORE available at our uterus parade booth/table/spot/gutter.

see you there!

just a regular day at the UPP residence

(the day before) hourly comic day 2010!!!!

so, i sort of cheated, and i did my hourlies on jan31's when it's supposed to be done feb1st. but screw off, tomorrow is totally boring.

so here you go, kiddies! a comic for every waking hour of january 31st, 2010!

CLICK FOR COMICS!

britt has a huge dick

this... this is getting out of hand... sorry britt. and sorry everyone.

britt sometimes gets design boners. and i like designing things.

2+2=foreskin yanks

totally just caught the eff up

EAT IT.

rush hour is not a good time to go on a visit-a-pal-at-work mission. no.

although THIS pal is totally worth it. ex oh.

ALSO!!

big huge ass THANK YOU to the dudes [correction, just ONE dude, my bad..] over at idrawdigital for the mega sweet mention of uterus parade!!

click the dick to check out the terrible things they had to say about us----> 8===D

I've been sick, shhh

super mega late. but i'm a brat regardless. a spoiled, spoiled brat...

WHO IS NO LONGER IN BED ALL DAY WOOOO

better late than never... right?

i'm a few days late, but uh... HERE!

as you all probably know, britt was smoked by a motor vehicle. i came to the emerg where she was chillin, and i got to see her PEE... well, just the aftermath of it, which was pee in a cup.

(click for entire comic...)

happy 2010!!

i'm late, but it's understandable...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

(click doodle for entire comic... it's a TRUE STORY! i dont lie about these things!!)

me and uber are good at new years

ps- vibrate mode is the best thing about cell phones

holiday greetings via comic

i ate too much...

i also suck at tablets. here's to being far far away from a scanner!!

britt knits... sort of

TRUE STORY!! i swear...

booby trap...

britt is an asshole, she hasnt posted her comic this week...... and i am ON TIME! for the first time ever. TA DA!

phil is in canada this weekend... this is what happened when he got off the bus... FOR REALS