The last few weeks and the next few weeks too.

Guys, I think Uterus Parade might be just me for the rest of forever.

Hey! Hey guys! Do you remember...

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Neutered.

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poor little guy

Raccoons are Questionable.

Today's inside joke brought to you via my former co-worker Caitlin, who has moved away to attend medical school. Hopefully her anal retentive qualities will better suit her there.

Let's pretend it hasn't been a month since I drew anything. Also lets pretend this comic did not take me all day (it took me all day).

Dirty Panties.

At work:


Just in case you've forgotten, the cat's name is Panties.

Hipster Hair 1 and 2

Sorry for the long absence, vicki and I are both shitheads, we will try to be better.

Only the second time I've been given flowers by someone other than my father.

I wore those flowers all day until they wilted and got all in my hair.

Natchy Histomine

Sorry Kate.

Also, stole Phil McAndrew's paper and ink and pen, and I kinda liked it. Still needs some work, but I may have found a new medium to play with.

We went to the Natural History Museum when we were in New York and have had dinosaurs on the brain ever since.

Merkin Adventure.

Hey folks. I have comics, but I am too lazy to scan them here in the United States of Fucking Hot. You can wait til I get back. But if you knew how awesome they were, you wouldn't be able to wait, but then you wouldn't have to wait, because you would have seen them already.

Stuff that in your pipe and smoke it.

EDIT:

Phil was tired of all my whining.

waitin for a bus

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(that's what she said)

the new alarm clock

The newest member of Uterus Parade Press has four legs and gets up early.

EXTRA

To make up for my severe lack of posting, and general lateness.

Adventure in Cat Adoption

Stand by later today for the stunning conclusion.

I am too busy to draw comics for you. Please just suck it up and stop yer whining.

Lots of things on the drawing board. In the form of COMICS.

Also, our cacti are totally fucked up.

i am a real lady

pretend like you didnt see me not post weeklies for a month, ok?

We are killing brain cells.

I am only 55 minutes late this week... Unless you count last week.... 7 days and 55 minutes...

Snap

I have been working two jobs recently, not to mention attempting to freelance. Also the computer at this second job where I do layout work and planograms is the slowest piece of garbage. I eventually gave up and moved all the files to my laptop to prevent future outbursts.

Also I'd like to thank the academy for my mention on Drawn.ca! I almost shit my pants. Of course I was working, so Vicki had to call me and tell me about it

I like cooking naked.

not really, but I like having the OPTION of doing so.




This is actually last week's comic finally finished, don't expect another for this week. Things have been a bit hairy.

cripplehands

so in the past week, i sliced my thumb open with an xacto knife, got several puncture wounds from shards of broken plate, and on top of it, last night a bipolar cat went nuts on my hand with it's teeth and claws. this cat's name is cat.

CLICK, you DICK

sorry for the lateness, I was busy.

Yeah, I felt like beating up some hobos.