Merkin Adventure.

Hey folks. I have comics, but I am too lazy to scan them here in the United States of Fucking Hot. You can wait til I get back. But if you knew how awesome they were, you wouldn't be able to wait, but then you wouldn't have to wait, because you would have seen them already.

Stuff that in your pipe and smoke it.

EDIT:

Phil was tired of all my whining.

waitin for a bus

click on my body for full awkwardness.

(that's what she said)

the new alarm clock

The newest member of Uterus Parade Press has four legs and gets up early.

EXTRA

To make up for my severe lack of posting, and general lateness.

Adventure in Cat Adoption

Stand by later today for the stunning conclusion.

WE'RE GONNA BE AT TCAF THIS WEEKEND!

READ ABOUT IT HERE AND HERE!

WE DONT WANNA WRITE ABOUT IT ALL OVER AGAIN SO SHUT YER TRAPS!

I am too busy to draw comics for you. Please just suck it up and stop yer whining.

Lots of things on the drawing board. In the form of COMICS.

Also, our cacti are totally fucked up.