britt is a con(wo)man

britt keeps making me watch terrible movies. last time, twilight. this time, new moon.

what a bitch.

This is why.

next stop, hungertown

today, britt reminded me that it was my weekly comic day... yesterday.

SORRY GUYS!

as an apology, you get a BONUS!!

did you see britt in that ron popeil infomercial?!

follow up with Brett..

so brett from the sun didnt email us back after we sent the WORST EMAIL EVER... i think we offended him...

so we wrote to him again. we're creepy fucking bastards...

#definitelyblacklistedthistime

dear brett:

we're sorry for the terrible email we wrote the other night, we were just kidding! we really really appreciate the writeup in the Sun, and we wish we could just get past this and be friends again... we hope you can forgive us...

please accept this chocolate with heartfelt apology filling (i hope you like cherries)

oh yeah. i forgot, you cant attach food. damnit.

sorry for that too. now i have cherry filling in my usb port. shit.

sincerely,

vicki & britt

ps- i dont know what to say here, just thought it was good for symmetry.

Adventure Awaits.

I was so close to putting a greyscale on this. But dang, these are just weeklies guys, fuck you, I already put too much work into these.

erotic arts and crafts @ the gladstone

thank you to Brett at the toronto sun for writing about us HERE.

britt and i attempted to write him a kindhearted email in thanks, which resulted in the MOST UNPROFESSIONAL EMAIL EVER.

Subject: thanks. for nothing.

Hey brett,

thanks for making us look like complete assholes. i hope every douchenozzle in toronto reads this pile of garbage and buys our shitty valentines as a result.

unfortunately,

vicki and britt

ps- we're not as witty as you portrayed us. but thanks and we appreciate it.

pps- we hope you enjoy the chocolate we have enclosed.

ppps- not really. there's arsenic in there...

pppps- not not really... you cant enclose real objects with emails. i found this out the hard way.

IN OTHER NEWS, the fair was wonderful. thanks to all that stopped by and made faces at us from across the room.

life lessons

so after britt's AMAZING comic this week, i got to slack off on mine.

this is a lie, i am just a terrible person.

this is our pal roben, who can also be seen in "roben has a big cock", a minicomic that britt and i worked on together last fall. it was the worst experience ever. that is untrue. no it's not. yes it is.

it was a birthday gift for roben, and if you're super nice to us, maybe we will make one about you too. did i mention that roben is a SAINT!? i didnt? oh. good luck then.

COME VISIT US HERE THIS SATURDAY PLEASE.

we will embrace. unless you are creepy. then we wont embrace. just saying...

i mean, LOOKIT ALL THIS STUFF!!

this AND MORE available at our uterus parade booth/table/spot/gutter.

see you there!

maaaan

I totally just closed the photoshop file of that last page without saving, which means there is no hi-res of that page, which MEANS GUYS when we make a mini of all these, I have to assemble that page ALL OVER AGAIN.

just a regular day at the UPP residence

whoops.

(the day before) hourly comic day 2010!!!!

so, i sort of cheated, and i did my hourlies on jan31's when it's supposed to be done feb1st. but screw off, tomorrow is totally boring.

so here you go, kiddies! a comic for every waking hour of january 31st, 2010!

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