britt and i attempted to write him a kindhearted email in thanks, which resulted in the MOST UNPROFESSIONAL EMAIL EVER.
Subject: thanks. for nothing.
Hey brett,
thanks for making us look like complete assholes. i hope every douchenozzle in toronto reads this pile of garbage and buys our shitty valentines as a result.
unfortunately,
vicki and britt
ps- we're not as witty as you portrayed us. but thanks and we appreciate it.
pps- we hope you enjoy the chocolate we have enclosed.
ppps- not really. there's arsenic in there...
pppps- not not really... you cant enclose real objects with emails. i found this out the hard way.
IN OTHER NEWS, the fair was wonderful. thanks to all that stopped by and made faces at us from across the room.
hahah.... your email was awesome....... threatening... but futile.....
ReplyDeletehey.... any publicity is good publicity! and i would buy the card! but.. i'd have no one to give em to :(
ps i loved the monkey one! cock sucking... ass fingering pervert!!!! <3 LOVE IT!
pps i dream of it every day!
ppps i'd give you the card that says "sex?"
ahhahah :) glad you had a fun experience? :P